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Actual Business Slogans

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Added: Sun Feb 17 07:00:00 -0700 2002Views: 17,003
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  • On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
  • Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
  • In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
  • On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push.”
  • On a Front Door: “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.”
  • At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
  • On a Scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”
  • On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
  • In a Podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”
  • On a Butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”
  • On another Butcher’s window: “Pleased to meat you.”
  • At a Used Car Lot: “Second Hand cars in first crash condition.”
  • On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
  • At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”
  • Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
  • Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
  • At an Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”
  • In a Dry Cleaner’s Emporium: “Drop your pants here.”
  • On a desk in a Reception Room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
  • In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
  • On a Music Teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
  • At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
  • In a Beauty Shop: “Dye now!”
  • On the side of a Garbage Truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.” (Burglars please copy.)
  • On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”
  • In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”
  • Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
  • In a Cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
  • On the door of a Music Library: “Bach in a minuet.”
  • In the front yard of a Funeral Home: “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”
  • In a Counselor’s office: “Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise isoptional.”

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