Sex Tips for Idiots

• Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonherrea.
  
• There is no need for dice in role playing.
  
• Interecourse doesn’t happen on a highway.
  
• If you engage in oral sex first, it’s not called a head start.
  
• If she says she’s into “bondage,” don’t show her your financial portfolio.
  
• You can lie down during a one-night stand.
  
• When a girl talks about waiting for the “right time,” she’s not referring to a commercial break.
  
• Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.
  
• Maknig out doesn’t mean getting your money’s worth.
  
• Sex is like The Club – Accept no substitutes.

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