Great Stuff!
Free Screensavers! Legal Weed & Ecstacy! FREE Personal Horoscope! FREE iPod Nano!		FREE email smiley faces! Hilarious Funny Pranks! $500 Payday Advance Loan! FREE Cell Phone Ringtones!

Upcoming Company Mergers

Categories: General
Added: Sat Aug 10 00:00:00 MDT 2002	Views: 2,609
Rating: - (0 votes)	5 - Awesome! 4 3 2 1 - Awful!
< Unusual Breakfast	Viagra and Sunburns >
Submitted by funny-pictures
Did you hear about the upcoming company mergers? Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become… Polly, Warner Cracker. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and consolidate as FedUP. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants. Knott’s Berry Farm and the Nat’l Org. of Women will become Knott NOW! /b> Tell Your Friends About 'Upcoming Company Mergers'!

© 2001 Crazy Funny Pictures