Airline Pilot Sex

While carrying out a study of sexual behaviour, a researcher stops an airline pilot. “Can you tell me when you last made love?” she asks.

“Nineteen fifty-nine,” he answers.

The researcher can’t believe it, having heard about the reputation of airline pilots. “That’s an awfully long time ago,” she says.

“I suppose it is,” says the pilot, looking at his watch. “But it’s only twenty-one fifteen now.” now.”