Coke Bottle Hand Job

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in
town for a date and finally she agrees to go
out with him. He takes her to a nice
restaurant, buys her a fancy dinner with
expensive wine and on the way home he pulls
over to the side of the road in a secluded
spot.


They start necking and he’s getting pretty
excited. He starts to reach under her skirt
and she stops him, saying she’s a virgin
and wants to stay that way.


“Well, OK,” he says, “how a bout a blow job?”


“EEEEyyyyyyeeeewwwwwww!” she screams.
“I’m not putting that thing in my mouth!”


He says, “Well, then, how about a hand job?”


“I’ve never done that,” she says. “What do
I have to do?”


“Well,” he answers, “remember when you were
a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle
and spray your brother with it?”


She nods.


“Well, it’s just like that.”


So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and
starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head
flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot
starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of
his ear and he screams out in pain.


“What’s wrong?!” she cries out.


“TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!”“TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!!!!!!”