Work Party

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-sized hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?”

“As usual, you made an fool of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife.

“Piss on him!” answered the husband.

“You did,” said the wife, “and he fired you!”

“Well, screw him.” said the husband.

“I did, and you go back to work on Monday.”k on Monday.”