The Drinkers Alphabet

A – Alcohol : The key to surviving college

B – Beer : The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging

C – Class : What you’re supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party

D – Dancing : A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic

E – Emergency : The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party

F – Fucked Up : Signified by leaning over a toiled puking your guts out

G – Games : Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beer

H – Hang-over : Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank

I – Idiot : The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party

J – Jail : Where you’ll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home

K – Kissing : What you’ll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

L – Lord : Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol

M – Money : That which you no longer have due to too much partying

N – Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don’t know

O – Oh shit! : What you say as you’re falling down the stairs

P – Pee : What you have to do every five minutes while you’re drinking beer

Q – Quilt : What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning

R – Reform : What you promise god you will do while you’re puking in the toilet

S – Sex : What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk

T – Ten : The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

U – Underage : Most of the drinking population in college town

V – Vodka : The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour

W – Worm : The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow

X – X-ray : How they can see into your stomach before they pump it

Y – Yourself : The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every weekend

Z – Zoned : How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinkingr>

Z – Zoned : How you will be for the next 12 hours

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