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The Bridge to Success!

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Added: Fri Jan 31 00:00:00 MST 2003Views: 2,949
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Hey, I have a money making proposition for you. The 6th street bridge in Waterloo is for sale. You could get it for a mere $100 and put up a toll booth on the west side. It is a one way bridge and you could earn your money back in only a few days charging as little as 10 cents for cars and 5 cents for pedestrians. Or if you are really into making money, you could charge a quarter per car and retire wealthy in just a year and 10 days.

Please send cashiers check for $100 to Toby Edmondson (Operations Manager) 6620 Sunnyside Rd., LaPorte City, Iowa 50651 (cash will be accepted in lieu of check)

Now, if this sounds a little unbelievable, let me tell you that I have owned the bridge for just 9 months and am now ready to retire to the Bahamas. Have my reservation and tickets in hand. Don’t Wait another minute! Your bridge to success is waiting!!

For the mere price of $100 you will also receive a plan to build your very own toll booth, complete with step by step instructions, PLUS for an Extra $5 we will send you a Folgers Coffee can to collect the coins in.

Don’t Wait, send your money NOW!

This is a ONE TIME OFFER. Don’t let yourself be scammed by all those other get rich quick schemes when I am the one who really needs your money.

Disclaimer: Results from owning a bridge may vary and the above example does not warranty similar results.

As I also have other bridges for sale, please forward this to everyone in your address book. Time is wasting. Secure your future and your friends undying gratitude NOW! Pass this along to your friends. Pass this along to your friends.


Tell Your Friends About 'The Bridge to Success!'!


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