Potential Problems With Cloning Humans

10 Harder than ever to land a role in those new Wrigley’s commercials featuring the Doublemint Octuplets.

9 Any scientific advancement that stems from the result of Scottish people doing strange things to sheep is bound to have dire consequences.

8 In mere weeks, Bill Gates (v1.0, v1.2, v2.0, v3.0, v3.1 & v5.0) has all the money on the entire planet.

7 Rush Limbaugh takes his self-affection to a whole new level, and suddenly is IN FAVOR of same-sex marriages.

6 “Penn & Penn & Teller & Teller & Teller & Penn & Penn & Teller & Penn” much harder to fit on comedy club marquee.

5 And you think it’s hard to find your size in clothing now!

4 18-month waiting list for George Clooney and Cindy Crawford clones.

3 And the final score: the New York Gretzkys - 408, the Pittsburgh Lemieuxs – 399.

2 Can no longer count on the Grim Reaper to get Jesse Helms out of office.

and the Number 1 Potential Problem With Cloning Humans…

1 Seventeen Mark Fuhrmans, and suddenly OJ’s defense doesn’t seem quite as far-fetched.e doesn’t seem quite as far-fetched.