Bar Poop

A little fella called Keith walks into a bar.

Unfortunately, there is a pile of dog poop just inside the door, and he slips in it and falls over. He gets up, cleans himself up and walks to the bar and buys a drink.

A great big man called Pete then enters the bar. He too slips in the same pile of poop, falls over, gets up, cleans up and then goes and buys a drink.

The little Keith turns to Big Pete and, trying to strike up a conversation, points to the pile by the door and says, “I just did that.”

So, Big Pete punches Keith in the mouth.h in the mouth.