Adviser on Sexual Matters

Natasha announced to the bartender, “Seems I’ve been informally named adviser on ‘Sexual Matters’ at my company.”

“That sounds interesting. Does this mean you’ll be counselling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?”

“I’m not sure yet,” Natasha answered.

“During a staff meeting, I suggested a reduction in executive expense accounts and I was then told -

When they wanted my fucking advice, they’d let me know.”et me know.”