Lucky Colin

Colin Green’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson
one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her
vagina, and said, “Colin. This is where you come from.”


Colin went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his
friends now refer to him as “Lucky Colin.”


“Why?” one asked.


Colin held his fingers an inch apart and said, “Because I came
this close to being a turd.”g a turd."