Proctologist's Tools

A guy went into the proctologist’s office for an exam. The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

As the guy sat down in the exam room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor’s desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a can of beer.

When the doctor returned, the guy said, “Look Doc, this is my first exam… I know what the K-Y is for… and I know what the glove is for… but what’s the BEER for?”

At this, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, “Dammit, nurse!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT!!!”BUTT LIGHT!!!”