In the Confessional Box

A drunk staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a
confession box and says nothing.


The bewildered priest clears his throat to attract his attention,
but still the man says nothing.


The priest then knocks on the wall several times in a final
attempt to get the man to speak.


Finally, the drunk replies, “No use knockin there, mate… not
a shred o’ paper in this one either.”e either."