The Blonde Helicopter Pilot

A blonde wanted to learn how to fly,so she went to an airplane academy.She walked up to the front desk and asked “Do you have an airplane I can learn how to fly in?”

The airplane instructor shook his head no.

“Do you have anything I can learn how to fly?”, the blonde asked.

The person behind the counter shook his head yes.He went back and showed the blond to a shiny new helicopter.The blonde hopped right in and took off.

Once she was up at 1,000 feet she radioed down, “May i go up to 2,000 feet?” she asked.

“Yes you can” the instructer said below.

Once she was up she asked again, “can i go up to 4,000 feet?” she asked.

“Sure why not” the instructer said.

Soon she was flying 5,000 feet. All of a sudden the helicopter shut down and it crashed on the ground. The instructer ran over to the helicopter to find the blonde walking out perfectly fine.

“What happened?” the instructer asked.

The blonde answered with “I got cold so I turned the fan off.”