Do Not Ride the Skateboards

If you want to just set them on a shelf - that's OK. We'll still SELL them to you, but gosh - they are DANGEROUS. You shouldn't be riding them. You'll fall and hurt yourself, possibly split your pants in front of that pretty girl with braces that you've got a crush on (don't deny it - I heard you talking in your sleep)

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