Michael Jackson Jokes

Why do the kids always leave Neverland Ranch on time in the morning?

Because they got their shit packed the night before.

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How do you know when it’s bedtime at MJ’s house?

It’s when the big hand touches the little hand.

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How is michael jackson and a child like a hamburger?

44 year old meat between fresh buns.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.

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Why did Michael Jackson show up at Wal-Mart at 6AM?

To be first in line for the sale: boys jeans, half-off.

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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and is unsafe for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

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Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

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Q: Why is Michael Jackson upset with Boyz-2-Men?

A: He found out they weren’t a delivery service.

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Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? It comes in a little can.

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Why does Michael Jackson like rum?

Because he can either be black or white, and he comes in tots.