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Michael Jackson Jokes

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Added: Tue Feb 10 07:29:21 +0000 2004Views: 40,509
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Why do the kids always leave Neverland Ranch on time in the morning?

Because they got their shit packed the night before.



How do you know when it’s bedtime at MJ’s house?

It’s when the big hand touches the little hand.


How is michael jackson and a child like a hamburger?

44 year old meat between fresh buns.


Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?

Because there are twenty of them.


Why did Michael Jackson show up at Wal-Mart at 6AM?

To be first in line for the sale: boys jeans, half-off.


Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is made of plastic and is unsafe for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.


Q: What’s brown and in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.


Q: Why is Michael Jackson upset with Boyz-2-Men?

A: He found out they weren’t a delivery service.


Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? It comes in a little can.


Why does Michael Jackson like rum?

Because he can either be black or white, and he comes in tots.


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